THE FAKE GOVERNMENT, RUN BY THEIR PAPER TIGER TRUMP, AND A CAST OF CARTOONISH PLAYERS ARE RUNNING AMOK ACROSS THE BLUE STATES ON THE WASTE- FRAUD- AND ABUSE TOUR! NEXT STOP IS PORTLAND, OREGON! GET YOUR TICKETS EARLY FOR FRONT LINE SEATS WHERE YOU WILL SEE PUPPY KILLER KRISTIE NOEM BRANDISHING HER WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT! NOR MOVING A HAIR OUT OF PLACE!
SPECIAL GUESTS KASH PATEL!!! HE WILL BE SIGNING HIS CHILDREN’S BOOK OF MAGA HATE, CONSPIRACIES AND INDOCTRINATION TO CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM VOL. 1!
THEN WATCH ICE SHOVE AND PUSH MIDDLE AGED IMMIGRANT WOMEN TO THE GROUND! PUT THEIR KNEE IN THE NECK OF UNARMED FACTORY WORKERS AND LINE COOKS! SOME WILL SHOW YOU THE TECHNIQUE OF TASING SOMEONE WITH ONE HAND WHILE THEIR VICTIM IS PINNED TO THE GROUND!
FOR THE FINALE! THE UNITED STATES MILITARY WILL ROLL INTO THE STREETS OF AMERICA SHOWING THEIR FULL FORCE AND MIGHT! AS THEY BREAK THEIR OATH TO OUR CONSTITUTION AND THE COUNTRY! THEY WILL SILENTLY LEAVE, JUST AS THEY CAME!
DRUNKEN GI JOE HEGSETH WILL NOT MAKE AN APPEARANCE. HE WILL BE MAKING OUR COUNTRY EXTREMELY UNSAFE AS HE HAS BROUGHT IN ALL OF OUR HIGHEST RANKING OFFICERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! HE WILL BE INFORMING SOME THEIR SERVICE IS NO LONGER NEEDED! (MOSTLY WOMEN AND PEOPLE OF COLOR!) WHILE HE ORDERS OTHERS TO FURTHER DISMANTLE OUR “DEPARTMENT OF WAR!” WHERE WE ONLY WANT THE FINEST FIGHTING AND KILLING SOLDIERS! FUCK ANY CODE OF HONOR OR HUMANITY!